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Terms of use

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The Morningwood Scale is a satirical quiz in the voice of a fictional character. Danny Morningwood is a fictional character and his opinions are his own. Your result is not advice, a diagnosis or a measure of anyone's worth, and you should not make decisions based on it.

Age

You must be 18 or over to use this site.

Your result and share cards

You may download and share your own result cards for personal, non-commercial use. Do not use the site, its cards or its copy to harass, shame or target any real person.

Our content

The Morningwood Scale, Danny Morningwood, the Trisecta, the rank names, the quiz wording and all artwork belong to Traibe or its licensors. You may quote short extracts to talk about the quiz, with credit, but you may not copy the questionnaire, scoring or copy for another product.

Availability

We may change or withdraw the quiz, its questions or its scoring at any time. The scoring version in use is shown on How it works.

Liability

The site is provided as is. To the extent the law allows, Traibe is not liable for any loss arising from your use of the site or reliance on a result. Nothing in these terms limits liability that cannot be limited by law.

Law

These terms are governed by the law of England and Wales.

Contact

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